scary lady drug dealer with thugs

It snowed Friday night....maybe 4 inches or so and the entire town has been shut down all weekend.  Stores, restaurants....everything pretty much was closed on Saturday.   The news has been nonstop coverage of the "winter storm" and "weather alerts" and warnings to stay off the roads....now it is monday and the town is still closed.   Things are slowly reopening, but "being scared to drive" is a valid excuse to not go anywhere or do anything.

If only it worked like this everywhere, it snows and everything shuts down for days.

For my own future reference: icy snow + cheap whiskey + steep hill that ends in a parking lot (with parked cars) + skateboard with no wheels = really bad idea

frank farrelly, screw you

I had an idea at one point in time.  I had this grand plan for 'therapizing' the population. I knew what would work and was putting it into action with each new person I met.  Throughout college, particularly my final year, I applied my ideas and made note of my "results". 

Then it was brought to my attention that this is not, in fact, my idea.   This is the idea of Frank Farrelly and it's called Provocative Therapy.

Now I've finally read through the book and I'm just PISSED OFF that he stole my idea.  Of course, the book was written way before I was even born....so I guess *technically* I was the thief.   But i had the ideas, and hypotheses, and experiments far before I even heard of Mr Farrelly's theories. 

Maybe Frank and I should just partner up.  Take on the world.

Hmm....now that's an option.....

What is provocative therapy?

but it's funny!

Why be negative, when there are just as many reasons to be positive?  Why have a pessimistic view of life, when it's just as easy to be optimistic?  Why feel like the world is out to get me, when really I could be out to get the world?

The world is my oyster, and you my pearl.

every degrassi episode ever marathon

I made some new year's resolutions for the new decade.

*Call people instead of texting them to see if it drastically changes my life.

*Work on controlling my facial expressions.

I think that's it.

And by the way, I don't have TB.

shakalaka

desktop

My desktop wallpaper changes every day, randomly cycling through my pictures  so every now and then I'll get a picture that's just kinda funny. 

Like today, every time I open my laptop I see michelle's face.

interesting

http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/7/30/11/3414e48eaba361eb159d4f9b0e8727b5.jpg

googly

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