you never know what you're gonna get

"Life, it's like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you ever get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly gulp down till there is nothing else left to eat. Sure, once a while, there is a peanutbutter cup, English toffee, but they are gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those, all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."